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Our fishing buddy Chuck was stopped by a game warden recently. Chuck was carrying two buckets of fish, leaving a lake well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked Chuck, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

Chuck replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

Chuck looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."

The game warden was curious now. "OK, I've GOT to see this!"

Chuck poured the fish in to the lake, stood by, and waited while they swam away. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Chuck and said, "Well?"

"Well, What?" Chuck responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted.

"Call who back?" Chuck asked.

"THE FISH."

"What fish?" asked Chuck.

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