Quotes a la BIFF

"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -- Ambrose Bierce

Fishing Quotes

"It is not a fish until it is on the bank." -- Irish Proverb. Some philosophical, some fun, some funny -- some favorite fishing quotes.

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A Fly Fisherman's Last Words

An old fisherman in his final breaths calls in his family to apologize for too much time on the river ...

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Pet Fish

Our fishing buddy Chuck is questioned by a game warden regarding the pet fish he keeps in buckets.

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Drinking Quotes

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." -- Henny Youngman.
The drinking companion to our fishing quotes.

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General Quotes

Hemingway, Twain, and... Dennis the Menace. The best of the general quotes we've collected over the years.

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